You Might Be a Right-Wing Extremist If . . .
According to the State of Missouri and the United States federal government, you may be a right- wing extremist if you meet any of the following criteria.
â€¢ You are a conservative
â€¢ You are a Republican
â€¢ You are a Libertarian (even worse than a Republican)
â€¢ You believe in gun ownership
â€¢ You own a gun
â€¢ You are anti abortion
â€¢ You oppose gay marriage
â€¢ You believe in smaller federal government
â€¢ You believe in states rights.
â€¢ You read the U. S. Constitution
â€¢ You cited the Bill of Rights in any conversation
â€¢ You listen to conservative talk radio
â€¢ You oppose more federal spending and increase in taxes
â€¢ You support the war on Terrorism
â€¢ You served in the military in Afghanistan or Iraq
â€¢ You think that Socialism and Marxism are enemies of democratic freedom
â€¢ You think the order should be dating, marriage and then the baby
â€¢ You go to church
â€¢ You love Jesus
This are just a few of the things that can get you labeled right wing extremist. This means that you are probably a member of a right-wing Militia and that you are plotting to overthrow the government. If you are what was once called normal, you are a danger to the new world order and may be subject to surveillance, censorship, a deprived of your basic civil rights. But, of course, you deserve it.Â Â It is for your own good.Â Remember Big Brother Knows Best.