You Might Be a Right-Wing Extremist If . . .

According to the State of Missouri and the United States federal government, you may be a right- wing extremist if you meet any of the following criteria.

• You are a conservative
• You are a Republican
• You are a Libertarian (even worse than a Republican)
• You believe in gun ownership
• You own a gun
• You are anti abortion
• You oppose gay marriage
• You believe in smaller federal government
• You believe in states rights.
• You read the U. S. Constitution
• You cited the Bill of Rights in any conversation
• You listen to conservative talk radio
• You oppose more federal spending and increase in taxes
• You support the war on Terrorism
• You served in the military in Afghanistan or Iraq
• You think that Socialism and Marxism are enemies of democratic freedom
• You think the order should be dating, marriage and then the baby
• You go to church
• You love Jesus

This are just a few of the things that can get you labeled right wing extremist. This means that you are probably a member of a right-wing Militia and that you are plotting to overthrow the government. If you are what was once called normal, you are a danger to the new world order and may be subject to surveillance, censorship, a deprived of your basic civil rights. But, of course, you deserve it.   It is for your own good.  Remember Big Brother Knows Best.